No surprise, we metabisexuals have been overlooked again.

First of all I didn't want to harp on that one theme for too many entries. But second of all, what exactly would metabisexuality mean? It *could* mean you're only attracted to bisexuals...but then it could also mean you're attracted to both homosexuals and heterosexuals (of either sex), which in practice would make metabisexuality equivalent to regular bisexuality and therefore redundant.

Maybe we need to distinguish between metabisexuality and bimetasexuality?

Is there a Lojban speaker in the house?

>Maybe we need to distinguish between metabisexuality and bimetasexuality?

So metabisexuality is when you only like bisexuals, and bimetasexuality is when you like heterosexuals and homosexuals but not bisexuals?

In actuality, I am primarily attracted to people who can share my appreciation of both (all) sexes mostly this means bisexuals, but also women who are attracted to themselves, or who enjoy heterosexual porn (which usually highlights the women more than the men.)

I find straight and gay people too closed-minded in their appreciation of human beauty, so, yes, I am meta-bisexual.

It *could* mean you're only attracted to bisexuals

This sort of exists, in the sense of "people who want to have hetersexual threesomes". It may even be quite common :)

Well, Scott is listing "little-known sexual orientations", and metabiheterosexuality is the commonest male sexual orientation in the US...

Well, Scott is listing "little-known sexual orientations"

I really don't think he is.

I really don't think he is.

The subject is "little-known sexual orientations" at the top, so I'll assume he is.

(here via andrewducker)According to this list I've been an asynosexual and kakosexual more often than not. Oh well.

I had no idea I was Godelosexual!

At last! My classical studies have a use!

You are only attracted to cold thieving birds that are on fire? Or to people who steal cold birds that are on fire? Or to people on fire who steal cold birds? Or to birds on fire who steal cold people? Or to all of the above?

Stealing frozen chickens, dousing them in vodka and igniting them - it's the new 50 Shades...

...a cold stolen bird in the hand is worth two in the burning bush, what? *blinking*

Russexual: attracted only to people who shave themselves :)

Figarosexual: attracted only to people who shave every man who does not shave himself.

Tautosexuality: Attracted only to people who you're attracted to.